Old Schoolers


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Joke ID#8686
Funny (1.71)
Rating (0.7)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byjho82
Corrected By boodler
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Some old school insults for yall...

You depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

So dumb you couldnt hold water in a bucket.

Happiness: seeing your picture on a milk carton.

Your mouth rarely makes calls to the brain.

Missing a layer of insulation in your attic.

You're so fat, when you turn around people throw you a welcome back party.

You're so fat, you have to put a belt on with a boomerang.

You're so slow, you have to speed up to stop.

You're so fat, when you go to the zoo elephants throw peanuts at you.

The eyes are open, the mouth moves, but Mr. Brain has long since departed.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Alright, I'm gonna save the rest.




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