Sniffer


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Joke ID#8653
Funny (2.64)
Rating (1.29)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By boodler
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A man settles into his seat on the plane, when another man sits down and puts his black Labrador Retriever in the seat next to him. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why he is allowed on the plane. The second man explains that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". "His name is Sniffer, and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

Once the plane has taken off and levels out, the agent says, "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search". Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good boy", and turns to the man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

"Say, that's pretty neat," replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, but this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."

"I like it!" says his seatmate."

The agent then tells Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walks up and down the aisles for a bit, sits down for a moment, and then comes racing back to the agent. He jumps into his seat and proceeds to poop all over the place. The first man is really grossed out by this behavior, and can't figure out why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent, "What's going on?" The agent nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"




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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 21, 2005

kaboom! very funny!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by okie12342004 Dec 02, 2005

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Comment score: 3  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 11, 2006

It's a good one

Comment score: 2  

Posted by jessica112 Mar 13, 2006

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Comment score: 2  

Posted by auntiesis Jun 13, 2006

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!Good one

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