The Blond Test


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Joke ID#8634
Funny (1.88)
Rating (0.7)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Byansh93
Corrected By phynyxs
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A man is up on stage telling blonde jokes, and the crowd is eating them up. Suddenly a blonde steps up in the back and starts cursing the man because of him telling the derogatory jokes. To stop him, he offers her the deal of her answering 5 multiple-choice questions. If she can answer them correctly, he'll get off the stage and never tell another blonde joke. She agrees and he starts questioning her.
"1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150"

The blonde says "I will skip this"
The man continues, "2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR"

The blonde asks for help from any university students near her, and then skips the question.
Trying not to laugh, the man continues, "3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER"

The blond asks for help from anyone in the crowd, and gives up.
The man snickers a little and asks her, "4) Which of these was King George VI's first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL"

The blond looks around vacantly and gives up.
By now the guy is having a hard time containing his gut-wrenching laughter, but composes himself enough to ask, "5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT"

The blond just gives up and sits down.




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Posted by scouttrooper Nov 27, 2005

The hundred years war was fought for 116 years. Other than that it was nice.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ansh93 Nov 27, 2005

Actully, Here are the real answers to the questions. They are surprising! 1) How long was the 100 yr war? > > A) 116 > > The blonde says "I will skip this" > > 2) In which country are the Panama hats made? > > D) EQUADOR > > The blonde asks for help from the University students > > 3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the > October Revolution? > > > B) SEPTEMBER > > The blond asks for help from general public > > 4) Which of these was King George VI first name? > > > B) ALBERT he later changes it > The blond asks for lucky cards > > 5) The Canary islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has > its name based on > > which animal: > > C) PUPPY the latin word for puppy > > The gives up.

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Posted by chocoholic471 Jan 01, 2006

the answers are 116 years, ecuador, november, albert, and puppy. this is a dupe, i just read the other 1 yesterday, i 4got which 1 it is, dont feel like looking

Comment score: 3  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 13, 2006

well at lesat i have more comment score than you and your still probablystupider than me

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 15, 2006

thank you miss mongan.You know spelling things wrong is the dumbing down of our soceity.Look that up cho-whatever

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 17, 2006

yeah, all that was from an email that went around recently, the answers are 116, eCuador, november, albert, dogs. so you might just sit down and be quiet, because I'M a BLONDE (natural, of course) and I knew all of those answers. And there was no ending to that joke...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by EnderofGames Mar 17, 2006

Russians celebrate the October revolution in November, not September.

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 19, 2006

hey what happend to the old one .And todays my birthday

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 19, 2006

hey again , what happend to the other old one O

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 20, 2006

2 hours you don't have a life P.S:how long is this fight going to last i'm almost spending as much time as you do on the compter

Comment score: 2  

Posted by chocoholic471 Mar 21, 2006

i'm not ending the fight as long as u keep insulting me and i said 1 or 2 hours a day, and its not only stupid stuff like wocka, but i hav 2 do work on my computer for school. and the 1 or 2 hours a day was referring 2 how much time i spend on the computer not on hte internet, but i do stuff during the day and i do hav a life. i spend time on the computer for like a half an hour from 60-6:30 AM and a half an houror so b4 i go 2 bed. k? so i do hav a life

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 21, 2006

fine, i'll stop

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very funny

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Posted by beecool Apr 02, 2006

omfg the joke was good but the comments?? THEY'RE HILLARIOUS! lol i cant believe that people actually take the time to have fights like that...so stupidly funny

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 06, 2006

well, their's nothing good on t.v.

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Posted by boodler Jun 01, 2006

It's not really a dupe as this one was first. the canary islands are in the ATLANTIC not pacific. there are no answers, and somebody has "corrected" this joke.

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Posted by checkers467 Jan 24, 2007

chocoholic and jokelover, you are both idiots. if you will actually waste time arguing over somethnig stupid, neither of u have lives. jokelover started it when he called chocoholics answers wrong when they werent, but chocoholic continued the argument so its BOTH UR FAULTS! so stop arguing and hogging the comments. there supposed to be about the joke, not ur own personel lives.

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