Cigarettes and Tampons

Joke ID#8623
Funny (2.93)
Rating (1.26)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byfatbridesmaid87
Corrected By phynyxs
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She points him to the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, " You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes. She came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers saying, 'It's sooo much cheaper!' So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she."

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Posted by 1mikesgirl Nov 13, 2005

your joke was pretty funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by brain_dead Nov 15, 2005

ahh that's mean

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 24, 2005

now thats funny

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 08, 2006

ROFLOL! So mean but 2 funny!

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