First Time Intimacy


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Joke ID#8508
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphynyxs
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A young man from Peking and a first generation Chinese American woman get married. On the wedding night he climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, saying, "My darling, I know this is your first time and you must be frightened."

She says that is true but she will do anything he wants.

The groom says "Let's start with 69."

And she says, "You want broccoli with beef?"



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Posted by sevenupplus Nov 03, 2005

I dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by NYG7154 Nov 25, 2005

YEAH...BUT WON'T YOU BE HUNGRY AGAIN IN AN HOUR??

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Posted by fauck Mar 26, 2006

what does this mean?

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