Hungry Bats


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Joke ID#849
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Submitted ByCURLY-2
Corrected By absy
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Two Vampire bats are in a cave, both very hungry. The first bat goes out looking for some food. He comes back later with nothing.

The second bat tries not long afterwords. 5 minutes later he returns, blood all over his face!

"Wow!" said the first bat "You must've had a big meal, where did you get that?"

"Well, can you see that large redwood over there?"

"Yes" replies the first bat.

"Well I bloody well didn't."




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Posted by ugogurl10 May 17, 2005

Bats can't see.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by darthforman May 19, 2005

Ha, Ha, Ha!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by WolfDaemon Aug 30, 2005

Actually, bats have good vision- they're just nocturnal, so it's kinda useless

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Posted by taran083 Feb 13, 2006

um no, actually they are very blind. They have whats called "echolocation" which they send out a high shriek and that shriek bounces off the walls and back to the bat, and the bat would know where the walls were. Dolphins use that more for vision then their actual eyes, but their eyes are considerably better than the bats.

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Posted by taran083 Feb 13, 2006

um no, actually they are very blind. They have whats called "echolocation" which they send out a high shriek and that shriek bounces off the walls and back to the bat, and the bat would know where the walls were. Dolphins use that more for vision then their actual eyes, but their eyes are considerably better than the bats.

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Posted by shimmermaid Feb 13, 2006

Lol...too funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Celanba Sep 02, 2006

Bats are not blind. No matter how good your eyesight is you can't see in the dark. That's why they use the echolocation.

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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 06, 2006

I learnt a lot from all the comments n I hope zany is learning 2. Up with wocka.

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