Yo Momma is So Fat


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Joke ID#8484
Funny (1.56)
Rating (0.81)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted ByZero_Hypnosis92
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Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around--there goes another city.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she sits down she lowers all the prices at wal-mart.

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she turns around it's your birthday.

Yo momma is so fat, NASA engineers mistook her for a new planet.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 1000 years to design clothes for her

Yo momma is so fat, whenever she gets weighed she breaks the scale.

You're so fat, I wonder if it's because of yo momma.




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