Joke ID#8390
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By boodler
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Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran across a policeman.

"Where are you going, Little Johnny?" asked the cop.

"I'm running away from home," sobbed Little Johnny.

The cop asked him, "Why would you want to do something like that?"

"My mommy and daddy don't love me any more", he bawled.

"What would make you think that?" queries the cop.

"Well," says Little Johnny, "I asked my Mom for a brand new pair of roller skates, and she said that they couldn't afford it, the mortgage was too high."

"That doesn't mean she doesn't love you," the cop says

"No, no, no", says Little Johnny, "you don't understand. Then I asked my dad for a new bicycle and he said that they couldn't afford it because their mortgage was too high."

"Still," replies the cop, "they might be having financial difficulties right now, but I am sure that they love you."

"NO!" wails Little Johnny, "you really don't understand. I haven't told you the worst part yet. I was outside mommy and daddy's door last night, and I heard daddy scream, I'm pulling out! and then mommy yelled, I'm coming, too! and I'm telling you, right here and right now, they're NOT leaving ME with that fucking mortgage!"

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Posted by luvya92 Nov 29, 2005

i dont get it...

Comment score: 5  

Posted by rosie Dec 24, 2005

i dont get it either but it's funny!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by fauck Jan 31, 2006

huh? i dont understand this yet again. i have gone and come back and still i dont get jokes. i dont know why.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by joy2chipmunk Aug 28, 2010

Well how old are you? that might be a clue as to why you dont get it

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