Little Johnny's Child Support


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Joke ID#8389
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
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Little Johnny's father says to him, "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18 this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression her face."

"OK" replied Little Johnny.

Later when Little Johnny got home he said to his mom, "Mom, Dad asked me
to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the LAST child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face."

"Next time you visit your father tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on HIS face." replied Little Johnny's mother.




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Posted by Goettsche Oct 27, 2005

lol thats mean lol

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Posted by kelsey777 Nov 19, 2005

GREAT!

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Nov 20, 2005

that is a very good joke

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Dec 24, 2005

it's like kayne wests songs "18 years, 18 years, and on his 18th birthday he found out it wasnt his" GOOD JOKE!

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Posted by Sarah5225766 Dec 24, 2005

it's like kayne wests songs "18 years, 18 years, and on his 18th birthday he found out it wasnt his" GOOD JOKE!

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Posted by panda_punk14 Jun 04, 2006

a little unoriginal but nicely worded

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