Chicken Vs. Possum


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Joke ID#8376
Funny (2.46)
Rating (0.73)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By seandidy
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One beautiful morning, a husband and wife decided to go for a drive in the country. Unfortunately, no matter which road they took, they kept seeing dead possums lying on the shoulder.

After several miles of this, the husband turned to his wife and said, "Now I think I know the answer to the age-old question 'Why did the chicken cross the road?'"

"What is it?" she asked.

"Well," he replied, "it was to prove to the possums that it could be done."




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Posted by panda_punk14 Nov 05, 2005

i finally get the chicken crossing the road joke now.

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Posted by NYG7154 Nov 26, 2005

WILL THAT BE ONE CLUCK OR TWO???? NO, REALLY, I GUESS THE "YOLK'S" ON THE POSSUM

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Posted by okie12342004 Dec 02, 2005

You hit the jackpot. It the only chicken crossing the road joke I've heard in 57 yrs that was not only funny but very funny. Thanks

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Posted by shimmermaid Dec 04, 2005

I think this is already on here, but still funny!

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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

yhat was funny

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