Too Sick to Come to Work


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Joke ID#8270
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Submitted ByCannibalism
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Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work."

The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today.
When I feel sick like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Kung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."



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Posted by seandidy Oct 20, 2005

Great one. WHOO-HOO

Comment score: 2  

Posted by oksana Mar 30, 2006

I AGREE

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