Joke ID#819
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Submitted ByDeathOfRats
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A married couple are driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car. She says, "Look, it's shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?"
Her husband replies, "Put it between your legs to keep it warm."
She asks,
"What about the smell?"
He says, "Hold its nose."

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Posted by dakini1 Jun 26, 2003

You naughty naughty person! I think I like that about you.

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Posted by sillysausage4567 Jul 30, 2005

I'm sure i've read it before...

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