Don't Go Rabbi!


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Joke ID#8165
Funny (3.04)
Rating (2.27)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By celanba
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This is a story about a popular young Rabbi, who on Sabbath eve, announced to his congregation that he would not renew his contract. He explained that he must move on to a larger congregation that would pay him more. There is a hush; no one wanted him to leave.

Sol Epstein, who owned several new car dealerships, stood up and proclaimde, "If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!" The congregation sighed with appreciation and applauded.

Sam Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor, stood and said, "If the Rabbi stays here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of his children!" More sighs and loud applause follow.

Sadie Goldfarb, age 80, stood and announced with a smile, "If the Rabbi stays, I'll give him sex!"

There is total silence. The Rabbi, blushing, asked her, "Mrs. Goldfarb, what on Earth possessed you to say that?"

Sadie's husband is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand. Sadie answered, "Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the Rabbi.'"



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Posted by seandidy Oct 08, 2005

So....Did the Rabbi stay???Eww. second thought,I dont want to know.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by teshka Oct 14, 2005

MAJHER why all the Hey its a joke not a way of life ....lighten up ok.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by teshka Oct 14, 2005

it is a good and funny joke Sorry it upsets Majher though

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sniperkid990 Nov 13, 2005

this is a good joke but it is a varration of joke #3517

Comment score: -1  

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