Genie


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Joke ID#815
Funny (2.45)
Rating (2.37)
CategoryGross  
Submitted ByDeathOfRats
Corrected By markmonnin
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A poor Jamaican fisherman was shipwrecked on a desert island. He had
lost his boat, his livelihood and possessions. He was trudging round the
island in a dejected mood when he came across an old brass lamp washed up on
the beach. Remembering the tale of Aladdin (and the role of magic lamps in jokes) he rubbed it.

POOF!

A Genie appeared. A Jewish Genie. "Vey!" he said. "Am I glad to be outta
there. Three hundred years I bin in that thing, my life and soul! What can I do for you my boy?"

The Jamaican asked if the Genie granted wishes. "Wishes, Schmishes!
Course I do. I'll grant you two wishes, used to be three but I gotta think
about my margins."
"Well," said the Jamaican after some consideration "I'd like to be white
and surrounded by women."
"No problem" said the Genie.

POOF! - the Jamaican was transformed into a tampon.

Moral: Never do business with a Jewish Genie - there's always a string attached



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Posted by eger2please Nov 06, 2005

Wow I'm amazed and thorouly disgusted.

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

sick

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

sick

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Posted by ntsoaky Nov 30, 2006

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Posted by smile-14 Dec 08, 2006

ewww

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Posted by cheese123 Feb 24, 2007

disgusting

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Posted by cheese123 Feb 24, 2007

disgusting

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Posted by cheese123 Feb 24, 2007

disgusting

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