Joke ID#814
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Submitted ByDeathOfRats
Corrected By anchmike
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A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay and the surgeon decides to leave the bullets where they are as it is too risky to operate.

All is fine for 16 years and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong," asks the mother.

"Well, mum, I was having a wee and this bullet came out," replies the daughter. The mother tells her it is okay and explains what happened 16 years before.

About a week later the second daughter walks into the room in tears.
"Mum, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." The mother tells her what happened 16 years before and tells her not to worry.

Another week passes by and the son walks into the room in tears.
"It's okay," says the mother, "I know what has happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."
"No," says the boy, "I was having a w*nk and I've shot the dog...."

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 25, 2005

what does the w*nk stand for

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Posted by Jammin_yo Dec 08, 2005

yeah wut she said

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Posted by oksana Apr 04, 2006

wut they both said!

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Posted by Celanba Apr 30, 2006


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Posted by oksana Jun 12, 2006

wuts w@nk?

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

seriously, what is w@nk

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Posted by cheese123 Feb 24, 2007

ummm... w@nk means to uhhh... you-know-what yourself

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Posted by DeathOfRats Jun 08, 2007

Jeez. Masturbation!

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