Hunting Dog

Joke ID#8127
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Rating (2.36)
Submitted Byphynyxs
Corrected By Celanba
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Dave had obtained a new hunting dog and was raving about it to his colleagues at work endlessly. The dog could do this, the dog could do that, the dog was amazing, etc. Finally, after three weeks of listening to this, Dave's coworkers demanded to go on a hunt with Dave and his dog so they could see the dog in action for themselves.

The following weekend, they all went duck hunting in the fields and after the sun rose, Dave turned the dog loose to hunt. The damn dog was gone for three hours and everyone, including Dave, was getting anxious about what had happened to the dog. Finally, the dog comes romping into camp with a stick in its mouth and immediately jumps on Dave's leg and started humping his leg and furiously shaking the stick in its mouth. The other members of the group were busting out laughing at this ridiculous display and berating Dave over how stupid his dog was. Finally, Dave quieted the group and explained the dog's actions thus:

He's telling me "There are more fucking ducks out there than you can shake a stick at."

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Dec 06, 2005

it would be fair

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Posted by fauck Jan 31, 2006

huh? i dont understand this. can someone explain?

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