Joke ID#8102
Funny (2.16)
Rating (2.11)
CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted Bysushifreak
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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Found in micellaneous things.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

I don't have a short attention span, it's just that I-

Etc.:a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Without geography, you're nowhere.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, tell him to dribble a football.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernail.

Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who drives like hell, bound to get there.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.

Crowded elevator smells different to midgets.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

That will be all for now. Ciao

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Posted by Phaedorna Sep 25, 2005

Almost all of these are already on the site.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 27, 2006

there still funny

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