Irish Dinner Party


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Joke ID#8054
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Submitted Byletswarmup45
Corrected By boodler
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An Irish couple were having a dinner party and the wife, Patty, was very concerned that this dinner go off with out a hitch. She sent the husband, Phillip, off to get some escargot (snails) for an appetizer. She said to him "Don't stop at the local pub, I need you back here right away."

So off he goes. After a while he doesn't come back and Patty is getting more and more nervous.

About 5 hours later, after the dinner had ended, Phillip, obviously drunk, was just getting into the driveway of the house when he slipped and the snails went flying everywhere. Patty came out of the house and said to him, "Where have you been this whole time?"
Thinking quickly Phillip bent down, looked at the snails and replied, "Come on, little fellers, you're almost home."




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Posted by markmonnin Sep 29, 2005

HAHAHA!

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 29, 2005

Sigh... Quick thinking doesn't happen with a guy who has had too much.

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Posted by NYG7154 Nov 19, 2005

LUVIT, LUVIT, LUVIT

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 11, 2006

lol

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Posted by swoosh3_star May 16, 2008

I don't get it.

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