Wives in Control

Joke ID#7953
Funny (2.86)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By boodler
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Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, learn from him! Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one on that line?"

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 03, 2005

THAT was funny!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by SexyChic Oct 05, 2005

This one had me laughing out loud. One for the wives. I like it. It reminds me of myself because I like being in control.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by goldstick Mar 04, 2007

From personal experience being beaten and emotional abused for too long by my ex-wife, I find this joke to be offensive, but know well, I have a great sense of humor and enjoy most of your daily jokes, just this evokes memories best left alone. Offensive, as men get abused too in ways most would not want to believe. This joke's humor adds to a stereotype. If you don't understand this viewpoint, then just stick with jokes.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by schatzy228 Mar 04, 2007

a little extreme number wise but made the point very funny and if the truth hurts,,-- W A H ! !

Comment score: -1  

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