Vending Service Letter


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Joke ID#7951
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Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By WolfDaemon
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After many unhappy replies from our current
vending service we decided that what they
really needed was a different form letter
that was more closely tied to their true
feeling:

BFD Vending Service

Thank you for your inquiry/comments/complaints
about our vending serve

-We are aware that your machine as not been stocked in 50 days.

-We are waiting for the weekend.

-We are out of items that have expired.

-We're busy, don't bother us about this.

-We don't care.

-We are aware that the price for you
seems high at $10,000.000, but we have to make a living.

-We use an algorithm 50% retail for people your age.

-We charge others more.

-We adjust it to allow for spoilage. We are aware that the sodas are warm, the milk is curdled, sandwiches are stale, gum is hard, candy bars are petrified and assure you that that is the way it is supposed to be, really!


-We understand that the bill changer can't, coin return won't, product selection doesn't, and believe that you should relax, it all evens out. Learn to live with it. Bring in your own change next time.
Be happy it gave you anything and quit eating so much junk food.

Thank you and Happy Eating!




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