Restaurant Quotes


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Submitted Byjedichick1
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"Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" - Asked of a waitress.

"Just the chicken." The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.

"Would you like cream and sugar with that?" - Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

"Do you want cheese on that?" - Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

"You want fries with that?" - Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

"Do you want onions on that?" - A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.

"Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

"Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

"I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." - A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.

"Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" - A waitress.

"Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" - Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

"Do you want that in a bag?" - Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

"Is this for here or to go?" - Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

"What's the difference between the 1/4 pounder and the 1/3 pounder?"

"What's the difference?" - Asked of a waitress when asked if the customer would like breadsticks with or without cheese.

"Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." - A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.

"How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

"How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

"Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

"Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

"Would you like the sale price?" - A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

"That's not an animal. It's a mammal." - Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.

"Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" - A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.

"Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls - do they have ham in them?" - A customer at a bakery cafe.

"Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" - Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

"This is to go." - Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

"I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." - A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait; Chuck, is that right?"




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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 04, 2005

Good job!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Sep 08, 2005

THESE ARE HILARIOUS!!! NICE ONE JEDICHICK!

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Posted by teshka Sep 27, 2005

VERY GOOD. So folks say the dumbest things for sure. Nice job.

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Posted by taran083 Dec 07, 2005

Having worked in fast food for 3 years, you would seriously be surprised at how true this is. We used to laugh at them too. One night an elderly lady (about 80 yrs old) asked for 2 kids meals. when i asked her if she wanted ketchup with the fries, she goes "naw, im straight" things are just funny....

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Posted by taran083 Dec 07, 2005

Having worked in fast food for 3 years, you would seriously be surprised at how true this is. We used to laugh at them too. One night an elderly lady (about 80 yrs old) asked for 2 kids meals. when i asked her if she wanted ketchup with the fries, she goes "naw, im straight" things are just funny....

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 17, 2006

Haa!!! Awesome!!!

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Posted by chickenlip420 Sep 24, 2006

when given the total at mcdonalds, ask if you can make payments of 100% down and 0% interest and see how many will say "no, I'll get fired!" I find that to be the response more often than not. and these people prepare my food!?!

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