Mean Doctor!

Joke ID#7922
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Submitted Bydogdude
Corrected By boodler
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This guy's at work when he receives a call from the hospital informing him that his wife's been in an accident. He rushes to the emergency room where he's met by the doctor. They sit down in the waiting room and the doctor, with a very solemn look on his face starts to speak. But before he can, the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, don't tell me my wife's dead. I just can't take it. Really, I can't take it. I love her."

Doctor: "Well, sir, I do have some bad news."

Again the guy interrupts.

Guy: "Doc, just tell me, did she make it?"

Doctor: "As I was saying, we did all we could. Right now she's in a vegetative state, which is likely where she'll remain for the rest of her life. She can stay here overnight, but after that, you'll have to take her home because your insurance doesn't cover this type of thing."

The guy slumps, just crushed.

Doctor: "With the right care, which will include you feeding her five times a day, cleaning her and giving her constant care on a daily basis, she'll likely live for at least another 30 years."

The guy sinks even lower, just crushed, and starts to cry.

Doctor: "As I said, your insurance doesn't cover this kind of care, so you'll have to make some sort of arrangements to purchase the equipment you'll need for your wife. I would suggest you put your house on the market today and sell it as quickly as possible and buy a mobile home. You're gonna need the excess cash. It should be enough to buy the equipment your wife needs and for you to live on for the next couple of months. By then, you should be able to qualify for welfare and other forms of state and federal aid."

By this point, the guy is sobbing uncontrollably.

The doctor reaches over, puts his hand on his shoulder and says, "Hey, look at me." The guy looks up and the doctor smiles and says, "I'm just fucking with you, she's dead."

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Posted by orange_syrup Aug 31, 2005

thats terrible!!! but sorta funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by phsyco Sep 01, 2005

Thats Hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kayleeskitties Sep 14, 2005

Horrible yet funny-a strange mix!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Honugrl Sep 25, 2005

That is so mean.....but you gatta laugh!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shiny_and_new Jan 30, 2006

SO mean!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by oksana Feb 18, 2006

mean doctor

Comment score: 0  

Posted by taran083 Mar 07, 2006

Oh man, i woulda gone to jail for murder if a doctor did that to me...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by taran083 Mar 07, 2006

Oh man, i woulda gone to jail for murder if a doctor did that to me...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dontbeoffended3 Nov 30, 2006

funny except im pretty sure that was the same thing as that family guy episode

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