Drugged Up Bear


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Joke ID#788
Funny (1.74)
Rating (1.87)
CategoryBar  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By anchmike
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A bear goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender replies, "Sorry we dont serve bears here."
The bear, upset, says angrily, "Gimme a beer or I'll eat that lady over there!"
The bartender says, "Go ahead, I don't care."
The bear goes and savagely mauls the woman then eats her in front of the bartender.
The bear goes and says, "Now give me a beer or I'll eat someone else."
The bartender says, "I'm sorry we don't serve bears on drugs in here."
The bear goes, "What? I'm not on drugs!"
The bartender says, "What about the barbituate?"




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Posted by lindsay_1992 Jul 31, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bananasisthisx Jan 13, 2006

me etiher

Comment score: 2  

Posted by albatross Nov 20, 2007

Play on words, Barbie that you ate sounds like bardie chu ate if you slur it a bit, and that sounds like barbituate, the drug.

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Posted by albatross Nov 20, 2007

Play on words, Barbie that you ate sounds like bardie chu ate if you slur it a bit, and that sounds like barbituate, the drug.

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