Diplomat Wants Water


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Joke ID#7838
Funny (2.12)
Rating (0.76)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Byphsyco
Corrected By silvermoonisis
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed.

"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?" demanded the Grand Emir.

"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One," stammered the wretched Abdul. "White man sit on well.




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Posted by lucygirl Aug 30, 2005

Very cute

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Posted by juice_bookworm Sep 25, 2005

pls..... explain

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Posted by phsyco Sep 25, 2005

juice bookworm the concept of the joke was that the guys servant or whatever got the water from the toilet which he thought was a well and while on his way back to the toilet a white guy was using it.

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Posted by icefire552 Jul 14, 2007

should be under gross not religous.

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Posted by icefire552 Jul 14, 2007

should be under gross not religous.

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