Posse


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Submitted ByPhaedorna
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The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse. Alone!"

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully. For the last time, I said ... BRING POSSE!"



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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 27, 2005

i dont get it...

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 27, 2005

Im afraid that i have to agree with gilmoregirl...didn't make much sense.

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 27, 2005

thx

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Posted by Phaedorna Aug 27, 2005

Well you see...the horse is good but he misunderstood the first two times. He brought..girls willing to spend the night intead of the POSSE that was asked for. Supposed to be a play on similar sounding words.

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 03, 2005

Thanks Phaedorna~ I was thinking it was something like that, but wasn't sure...

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Posted by buttons Sep 15, 2005

gotta hand it to you!!

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Posted by spiceygamer Sep 30, 2005

what is that word Phaedorna

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Posted by eger2please Nov 06, 2005

I don't get it?

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Posted by Celanba May 05, 2006

Why didn't he just take the horse and take off?

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Posted by Battery Jul 25, 2006

exactly.

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 26, 2006

i think its stupid.

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