Cowboy Story

Joke ID#7815
Funny (2.81)
Rating (1.22)
Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By FerretGirl
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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a cow and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

The Indian looked shocked.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

The Indian looks even more shocked.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

The Indian looks extremely shocked.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

The Indian looks totally and utterly amazed.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your cow?"

Indian: "Cow liar."

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Posted by Giglez Sep 17, 2005

Hahahahaha. This is going to mah favorites.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 30, 2005


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Posted by okie12342004 Dec 02, 2005

Two belly laughers in a row. How great. Thanks.

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 30, 2005

Maybe the funniest joke on the entire site .....GREAT JOB!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 11, 2006

This joke was in my favorites before the comment was left!

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Posted by auntiesis Jun 13, 2006

Hilarious, I laughed out loud..

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 21, 2006

excellent joke!

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Posted by FerretGirl Jun 13, 2007

Huh? What'd he do to the sheep?

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