Joke ID#7760
Funny (1.92)
Rating (1.13)
Submitted Byclamtco
Corrected By mentalhead
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A patient was waiting for some results from his doctor. When the doctor arrives he says,
"I have some good news and some bad news which do you want first."
The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Posted by linz2229 Aug 23, 2005

i don't get it????

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Posted by dewdrop Aug 24, 2005

alzheimers is where you forget things a lot. he forgot the doctor told him he had AIDS

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005

Lol! love it!

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