Making Patties

Joke ID#7755
Funny (2.11)
Rating (2.45)
Submitted Byclamtco
Corrected By WolfDaemon
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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings him his meal. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, exclaiming, "Waitress! There's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what's going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back to the kitchen where the cook is, and to the man's demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. The distraught customer says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting? You should see him make donuts."

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Posted by brain_dead Oct 06, 2005

that is a good one and ewww

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 06, 2005

Four things..... 1.)I well never eat there. 2.)EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW! 3.)Still good joke. 4.)How dose he make dohnuts?

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Posted by eger2please Nov 05, 2005

I'm throwing up so disgusting.

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Posted by bonnieshad Nov 18, 2006

u dont wanna know how hw makes donuts

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Posted by joedatornadodude Oct 27, 2008

he makes donuts by sticking "little willy" in the a donut without a hole.

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