Perfect Man


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Joke ID#775
Funny (2.49)
Rating (1.98)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By markmonnin
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read this:

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, "your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied - "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"




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Posted by fauck Jul 28, 2005

what does this mean??

Comment score: 3  

Posted by stacy Jul 29, 2005

Oh. The meaning of that disabled guy's words are sorta cryptical but anyway a bit indecent.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by fauck Jul 29, 2005

huh? it not explain anything

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Jul 29, 2005

?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 25, 2005

the guy is implying that he rang the doorbell with his *manhood* lol

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fauck Aug 28, 2005

what is funny with that?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheese123 Jun 20, 2007

dupe, but still funny

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