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Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By beecool
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A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.




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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 20, 2005

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 23, 2005

wot am i suposed 2 do now, ive onli got 1 brain cell left??? o wel, booze is 2 gd, stuff da brain cell lol

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Posted by seandidy Oct 02, 2005

I think it's good that you thought that one out well,but aint funny.

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Posted by cubsfan1 Oct 10, 2005

thkz 4 all the comments guys

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Posted by fluffy5851 Oct 10, 2005

good joke it seems so true to... If only i could tell that to the D.A.R.E teacher I had lol

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Posted by cubsfan1 Oct 13, 2005

thank you fluffy

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Posted by Celanba Feb 12, 2006

Right…

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