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Joke ID#771
Funny (3.02)
Rating (0.82)
CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By markmonnin
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A Marine was coming home from the Pentagon one day. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Mr. Clinton is in the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million that he owes his lawyers, and his family hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The marine asked the cop exactly what he was doing there. The cop said, "I feel sorry for the president so I am going car to car asking for donations." The marine asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"




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Posted by marymary May 02, 2003

good one

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 22, 2005

Beautiflly done! Couldn't have said it better myself!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 14, 2005

LMAO!!!

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Posted by Majher Jul 21, 2005

You go Cop

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Posted by ouchy1 May 15, 2008

This joke is the most unique sounding one ive heard!

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Posted by Fathead Jun 22, 2010

Good! Now how about an Obama joke.

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