50 Year Old A**


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Joke ID#7703
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Rating (2.15)
CategoryInsults  
Submitted Byashleyrena143
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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?"

She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old."

The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?"


She replied, "Frankly dear, your name never came up."



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Posted by kristi21 Aug 24, 2005

that was really cute

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Posted by Tulip Aug 27, 2005

i must tell that too my grandparents.

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 27, 2005

Excuse me! It is not a "G" rated joke! Please submit such jokes under a more accurate rating please!

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Posted by eger2please Nov 06, 2005

couple problems

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Posted by prettygirl Nov 26, 2005

good one my friends all got a laugh out of it

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 04, 2005

50 years of practice makes a wonderful a**

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Posted by flirtygirly Dec 29, 2005

flirtygirly omg that is cute nice

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Posted by cats_or_dogs Jun 08, 2006

LMAO I LOVE THAT!!!!! *click* INTO MY FAVORITES IT GOES!!!!!!

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