Dead Lawyer


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Joke ID#770
Funny (3.18)
Rating (0.47)
CategoryLawyer  
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By markmonnin
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A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"




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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 25, 2006

good one

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Posted by bonnieshad Apr 29, 2006

that is soooo funny! keep up the good work!

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