Take What You Want

Joke ID#7658
Funny (2.72)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByZoe5639
Corrected By tsurt
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A woman hurries home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 23, 2005

im lost

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Posted by pebbles9608 Oct 23, 2005

darn skippy

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Posted by tinsel Jan 12, 2006

Good one!

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Posted by brain_dead Jan 12, 2006

very funny

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Posted by anetan2005 Jan 14, 2006


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Posted by shimmermaid Jan 16, 2006

What's up with this? I thought they only sent "G" jokes on email...

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Posted by Pink May 17, 2007

The man thought she meant they were going on vacation,but she was kicking him out because she was rich. Get it now? and the joke IS rated G, dont know what you're talking about.

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