Car Troubles

Joke ID#7643
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By boodler
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A young blonde stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.

That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later, and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?

At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her, and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.

"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK... How many times a week do I have to do that?"

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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 18, 2005

love it

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Posted by funnydude Aug 23, 2005

me too, that was hilarious!!

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Posted by phantomgal Aug 23, 2005

that one was good

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 28, 2005


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Posted by buttons Sep 16, 2005

That is brilliant

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

I cant read that to long lol

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

I cant read that to long lol

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