Knitting Blonde

Joke ID#764
Funny (2.8)
Rating (0.55)
Submitted Bymorrigan
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A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

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Posted by Drunky Apr 11, 2003


Comment score: 2  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 01, 2006

I don't get it at all.

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Posted by actsingdance247 May 01, 2006

when the police man yelled pull over and the blonde yelled back scarf, the blonde thoought the policeman was asking here if that was what she was nitting. Loved it

Comment score: 5  

Posted by honey_11 May 01, 2006

-love it!*

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 06, 2006

oh.. ok thanks!!

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