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Joke ID#7633
Funny (2.4)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Byerniedingus
Corrected By boodler
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Some race horses are staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well, in the last 27 races, I've won 19!"

"Oh, that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!" says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound has been sitting there, listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed.

"Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."




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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

Haha!

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy Feb 12, 2006

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Posted by BabyGirl101 Feb 19, 2006

OK that eas weird

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