Joke ID#7626
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By celanba
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Sunday's sermon was -- Forgive Your Enemies. Toward the end of the service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?"

80 percent of the congregation held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time except one small elderly lady. "Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?" the minister asked.

"I don't have any." She replied. smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, That is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-Eight." She replied.

"Oh, Mrs. Jones. Would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world."

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the bitches."

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Posted by rac76 Aug 18, 2005

this joke brought a smile! this was a funny one.

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Posted by Phaedorna Aug 18, 2005

Glad you like the joke. I loved the idea of this little old lady swearing about the people she didn't like.

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