Dear Abby

Joke ID#7611
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Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By boodler
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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him any more.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like it!

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Posted by seandidy Oct 13, 2005

Poor Hillary.

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Posted by irishflower Oct 16, 2005

oh be quiet its funny so get over it

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Posted by lyris May 02, 2006

Not funny

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