College Money


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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it.

Mom said, 'Sure, sweetie. I'll send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?'

'Uh, oh yeah, OK,' responded the kid.

So Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book.

When she gets back, Dad asked, 'Well how much did you give the boy this time?

Mom said, 'Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $1000'

'That's $1020!!!' yelled Dad, 'Are you crazy???'

'Don't worry hon,' Mom said, as she kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, 'I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in Chapter 19!'




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Posted by zoe5639 Aug 19, 2005

I have heard this before, maybe on this site even, But that is a very funny one!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 29, 2005

Hehe...

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Posted by smithy Sep 18, 2005

Yes, it's the people who do laugh that lack a sense of humour. Keep telling yourself that.

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Posted by candyqueen_5 Sep 24, 2005

I'm sorry but i do not understand why she sent 1000 dollars in the first place.

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Posted by seandidy Oct 25, 2005

To see if he ever uses his books.

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Posted by Sybyl Jan 31, 2006

That is goofy. I am going to have to tell evreyone else in my family

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Posted by coolhndsme Jan 04, 2007

very funny

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Posted by bballrox55 Jan 04, 2007

thats funny keep up the good work!

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