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Joke ID#7506
Funny (2.5)
Rating (0.55)
CategoryBar  
Submitted Bymumbo_jumbo
Corrected By WolfDaemon
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A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling
on the corner. The bum says, "Mister, can you
spare a dollar?"

The man thinks about the question for a bit and
asks the bum, "If I give you a dollar, are you
going to use it to buy liquor?"

"No", says the bum.

The man then asks the bum, "If I give you a
dollar are you going to use it to gamble?"

"No", says the bum.

So the man says to the bum, "Do you mind coming
home with me so I can show my wife what happens
to someone who doesn't drink or gamble?"




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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 10, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! nice joke

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 10, 2005

(even though there where a few errors)

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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 18, 2005

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Posted by phsyco Aug 19, 2005

ha that was so funny

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 25, 2005

Rather funny

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Posted by Battery Jun 24, 2006

HAHAHA in my faves!

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