Flowers


Details
Joke ID#7466
Funny (2.46)
Rating (2.48)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Byashleyrena143
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(137 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.

Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"



Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by mamacaboose Aug 17, 2005

loved it 4 real

Comment score: 1  

Posted by colochaos Sep 07, 2005

omg that was great first one that actualy made me drop wat i was doing to laugh out loud! awesome joke

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

wHO EVER MADE THIS IS WEIRD AND GROSS...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by eger2please Nov 05, 2005

Disgusting yet amusing.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by salem33466 Nov 29, 2005

already heard it!!!!

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?