Jesus in the Bathroom

Joke ID#7437
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Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By boodler
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A Sunday school teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!"

The whole class went very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few seconds. He finally gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this.

Little Johnny replied, "Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"

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Posted by Eins Oct 19, 2005

This is my new favorite!!!

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 28, 2006

Thank you for actually making me laugh today. The other ones I was reading were just kind of blah. Good job.

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