Turn Off The Mic


Details
Joke ID#7362
Funny (2.33)
Rating (2.38)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byhottie69
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(98 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they'll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don't forget the coffee!"



Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :

There are no comments on this joke


You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?