How to Shower Like a Woman

Joke ID#725
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By boodler
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1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting fat.
4. Get in the shower. Look for facecloth, armcloth, legcloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added vitamins.
7. Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced with natural crocus oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red and raw.
9. Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair (take at least 15 minutes as you must make sure that it has all come off).
11. Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to get it waxed instead.
12. Scream loudly when your husband flushed the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
13. Turn off shower.
14. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex.
15. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African country. Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
16. Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with nails/tweezers if found.
17. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
18. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas and then rush to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.

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Posted by Jake Apr 07, 2003

Its so true.

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Posted by thegermangemini Aug 03, 2004

I don't understand...What is so funny about my personal daily routine???

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Posted by mnmork2 Feb 27, 2005

It's a DUPE!!!

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Posted by mosi12345 Jun 29, 2005

you better beat thats ture

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Posted by krybaby88 Aug 12, 2005

excuse me but that is not always true. I am a girl and i don't act like that. One time of washing my hair is good and crap so

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Jan 25, 2006

Me 2, but i still think it's funny. its a joke. get over it

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