The Flight Attendant


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Joke ID#718
Funny (3.07)
Rating (1.44)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By boodler
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The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you - put the tray up, bitch!"




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Posted by Drunky Apr 06, 2003

*dies laughing* LOL! Very nice

Comment score: 3  

Posted by rose_rox Aug 18, 2003

LMAO!! ahahahhaha!

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Posted by vvz227 Aug 22, 2003

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! FANTASTIC!! HILLARIOUS!

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Posted by deepsea Aug 08, 2005

good for him!

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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 15, 2005

great joke

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 19, 2005

Ahhh! I love a good ay joke every now and then. Very funny.

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Posted by ntsoaky Sep 01, 2006

BEAUTIFUL! BRRRRRRRRRILLIIIANT!

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