Guilty


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Joke ID#7138
Funny (1.94)
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CategoryLawyer  
Submitted Bysmartie_pants
Corrected By boodler
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A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.

The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days in jail."




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Posted by EnderofGames Mar 23, 2006

Lol, great one!

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