The Fabric of Our Lives

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A Unitarian Universalist walks into a fabric store and asks the clerk for nine yards of material. The clerk asks, "What are you going to make?" The UU says, "I'm making a nightgown for myself as a present for my husband."

The clerk says, "But nine yards is way too much material for a nightgown."

The UU says, "I know, but my husband would rather seek than find."

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Posted by smartie_pants Jul 11, 2005

I dont get it???

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 11, 2005

me either

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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 12, 2005

i dont get it either, will someone pleez explain???

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 15, 2005

I think i get it, but not very funny!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

can sum1 explain plz??!!??

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Posted by seandidy Oct 03, 2005

The woman was being philosofacle,re-read it.

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