The Nun and the Fig Leaf

Joke ID#7120
Funny (1.69)
Rating (0.95)
Submitted Bydolphingurl12
Corrected By boodler
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A nun had to use the bathroom, so she went into a bar, the first place she could find. She noticed that every time the lights went out, everybody cheered.
She went up to the bartender and asked him why. He said she would be better off not knowing, so she asked where the bathroom is. He gave her directions.
When she got there she saw a big naked statue with a fig leaf covering you-know-where.
When she exited the bathroom everybody cheered. She asked the bartender why, and he replied,"Every time someone lifts the fig leaf, the lights go out."

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 11, 2005

I don't get it

Comment score: 4  

Posted by imlaughin Dec 24, 2005

Yeah, I dont get it either. Can Someone Explain?

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Posted by dolphingurl12 Apr 01, 2006

The nun lifted the fig leaf and the whole bar knew because the lights go out when the leaf is lifted

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