Rise and Shine
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| Joke ID | #7098 |
| Funny |    (2.3) |
| Rating |   (0.67) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | Tagish     |
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A mother complained to a doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed
and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"
"Don't worry," said the doctor. "Eventually, she'll
rise and shine.
